It's a quarter to three, and it's clear, clear to me that you're leavin'
Usually we don't come, come to blows 'til the evenin'
Now the neighbors are out, on the street
Tryna hear what we're screamin' about

Oh, if they need a one to one
A reason or an explanation
If they need lessons on leavin'
I'll send them to you, Houdini

Oh, you're lookin' at me like you can quite believe what you're feelin'
But I've always known that you'd go without a reason
Oh, you start a war, slam the door, throw it all in my face
So I don't want you to stay

If thеy need a one to one
A reason or an еxplanation
If they need lessons on leavin'
I'll send them to you, Houdini

I'll make my day and trade your place
With anyone who's not walkin' away again
I blame each escapade on my mistakes
For not lettin' this all end

If they need a one to one
A reason or an explanation
If they need lessons on leavin'
I'll send them to you, Houdini
If they need a one to one
A reason or an explanation
If they need lessons on leavin'
I'll send them to you, Houdini