Well, they say the world's your oyster
Man, but oysters ain't for me
You're the belle of the ball
But you ain't my cup of tea

They always vote you Best in Show
But this doggie disagrees
'Cause I like life in Paddy's Pub

There's a place for me, it's the place I go
Where the beer is cheap, and the lights are low
It's Paddy's Pub
I like Paddy's Pub

Let the record show
The greatest place to go
Is that bar called Paddy's Pub

I like life in Paddy's Pub