I, uh, still have problem... If it's OK with <shriek> them... over there
them... The Dark Carnival in general... It'sthe whole stabbin' thing again,
its... see Iuh...

I stab people, like everyday folks
skinny people, any people, I chop out they throats
My stabbin's are ninja-like with the quickness (hey)
by the time you feel it, I'm like three blocks away
I stabbed the newspaper guy and took his little truck
now I stab people and drive away, I'm like put-put-put-put-put
I do shows and stab people at the same time, what of it?
I stab barracade security guards in the back of the neck
I love Waffle House, I stab people there
They're so shitty and dumpy they don't even care
I love stabbin' people, Def Leppard, remember them?
well I cut their fuckin' drummer's arm off (you can ask him)Lyor Cohen, the
president of Island,
I'm at a business meeting with him, lookin' at him, smilin'
I jumped up to stab him, but he kicked my ass
seventeenth floor, they threw me out through the glass
Can you help me?

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Slice 'em up, slice 'em down
side to side and all around
They don't help, they don't care
Ginsu swingin' everywhere

Jehovah's Witnesses, I swear man I love 'em
they're standin' on the porch knockin', I waitin' above 'em
Puncture wound victims right to my door
come back muthafucker, I'll stab you some more
One time I was a wrestler, I wrestled the best
I got kicked out though, I had a knife in my spandex
I stabbed Tony Schiavone, the commentator guy
before the match I went to shake his hand but I stabbed him in the eye
I stabbed Norman Smiley in the middle of a match
he was like "what are you doin?", I said "fuckin' relax"
I stabbed him again and again, I jumped out and ran
everybody chased me, catch me if you can
I tried stabbin' my own brother, bad news for my health
he twisted my arm back, I ended up stabbin' myself
I stab cabbie drivers right through the thick glass
Ginsu, built to last
Can you help me?
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I saved up my money and went and saw the Lilith Fair
I started stabbin' lesbians, there was millions of 'em there
I took off my thong and I jumped in the pit
only there wasn't any pit, there's was only me and that was it
But so what, I was throwin' myself all over the floor
Sarah McLachlan was on stage, I said "you fuckin' whore"
I met Slipknot and I stabbed their ass'
Stabbed 'em all in the face, that's why they wear masks
My little newspaper truck runs on a tank of blood
I drive with my lights off all through the neighborhood
But it's so hard to sleep because of the muffler
(brrbbrrbrbrbrrrbbrrbrr) I hate that fucker!
I did a song with Three 6 Mafia, them guys are the shit
we wnt to their studio and I started rockin' it
After the session, they all left up out of there
but I stayed behind and stabbed the engineer
Can you help me?