Where did everybody go?
Quo vadis, daddy-o?
I can't dig this scene,
Don't throw sand in my vaseline.

Where has everybody gone?
Can't be me they're running from!
I thought I was hip-
Man don't flip me this bum trip.
Where did everybody go?

They went that-a-way!

Why did everybody leave?
Maybe I'm a bit naive
First we're having fun-
I turn around and see no-one
Where did everybody go?

They went that-a-way!

I won't breathe a word,
Come clean, baby, now have you heard
Where did everybody go?