I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Lambo, but I'm not quite there yet
Sometimes I get drunk and I forget what day it isi wish that I was skinnier, but I love sandwiches

One time I tried to burn sage to clear the vibes
Then the smoke alarm went off and my ex-girl cried
She cried for a bunch of other reasons, I
(I'm never going back to Four Seasons)

I wish that I was friends with Drake
So I can dig through his trash and have a yard sale today
Damn, I wish my name wasn't Frank, fuck!
I wish it was Blake

I learned a lot from my dad
Like how to yell a lot and make a car go fast
I wish that I was in the league
I'm a number one pick with two bad knees, go

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
We're both very reliable
Got in a couple accidents

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Lambo, but I'm not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Bentley, but I'm not quite there yet

What's the point of being cool?
Cut your hair and get a job like the rest of us do
Don't play guitar in the park and just sit
If I hear another G chord, I'm breaking your shit

Nothing like a Subaru Crosstrek
Suspension is soft as a cute lil' baby neck
My clique orders club salads
And look like they all sing ballads

I could have bought a Lambo happily
But the insurance is high and I kinda want a family
Why does dad have a Lambo?
He was insecure about himself son, let it go

Nothing like fighting another man
'Cause he cut me off in traffic and my morning started bad
I'm glad that his kids got to see that his dads a giant prick
And that he got what he needs

Nothing like crying in a Subaru Crosstrek
Life is an abyss half filled with sadness
My ex-girl's grandpa invented pinball
He had a lot of time on his hands

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Lambo, but I'm not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Bentley, but I'm not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Lambo, but I'm not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Bentley, but I'm not quite there yet

Hey, guys!
Have you heard about the all new Subaru Crosstrek
With a new suspension package?
If you buy one, you'll be riding smooth in no time
It also came with a trailer hitch, but It's only four cylinders
So you probably shouldn't tow anything
My dad says that messes up the transmission