ladies and gentlemen
the reign of lemmings is about to end
somebody armed the squirrels
and now they're waiting at the parking lot
...our parking lot
singing how stupid we look in these boots

we should have heard them coming
should have been smart enough to plan ahead
shouldn't have kept the exit shut
when the alarm went off

we got 50 donuts and a bag of chips
maybe if we just keep it still they'll get bored and head south
ladies and gentlemen
the reign of lemmings is about to end
at our parking lot
singing how stupid we look in these boots

to the last burning ache of hope
my anger won't sustain the pain