Until I had a kid

I never really thought I'd need to change

But I did, haha

When you have a child, the rest gets rearranged

All that matters is

You raised 'em to keep ridin' when you're gone

You hop off your horse

And smile as she climbs on

As I take the reigns

Of a herd that stretches back 'til the first days

I can see

That this is who you knew that I could be

So take care and heed the folks

who stick beside you as you ride

Ain't got nothin' without family by our side

Now grab your partner by the tail and tie 'em like a hog

Now twirl 'em like a lasso

and then chuck 'em in the bog (Ha)

Now throw your weird son in the ring

and tell him it's a showdown

(Yeouch)

Until you're beaten black and blue

It's not a Wackford Hoedown

Now kick your cousin in the dick

We're fighting 'til you call it

Then whoever's smacked with this here glove

you toss 'em in the brawl pit

A fight can settle any grudge

Damn, I miss my hometown

Ain't over 'til you're spittin' blood

It's a good old Wackford Hoedown

Yeehaw!

Get back here, boys

All that matters are the kin who keep

on fighting by your side (Yoo-hoo)

Every punch and stab helps keep our ways alive

So take care and heed the folks

who stick beside you as you ride

Ain't got nothing without family 'til we die (Die)

It's a good old Wackford Hoedown!