Wow, mm

I never thought I'd be doing one of

these apology videos (Homie Joey)

So soon after last week, but the public wants accountability

So

I'm sorry, oh, I'm sorry

This is accountability

Because I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so—

I'm so sorry that I'm rich, sorry that I'm cool

Sorry that my mansion has eleven pools

Check your girl's phone, bet she following the Prank Squad

When she comin' over, she be calling me the (Prank God)

That's what clout do, what that mouth do?

Sign a legal waiver that says that I can mount you

Yeah, I got lawyers 'cause I get sued

Now I'm banned from Ohio for the pranks I do

And I can't go back until I tell you that I'm

I'm sorry (This is sincere) , oh

bitch, I'm sorry (Yeah, bitch)

Court-ordered apology (From the heart)

because I'm so sorry, I'm so

(Homie Joey in the hiz-ouse)

I'm so sorry that you're poor, sorry that you're mad

Sorry that you're jealous of my bachelor pad

I didn't get a trust fund from a rich dad

So I had to make my friends eat Tide

Pods 'til one of them died (Ahem)

Oh, right, yeah, whatever

Allegedly, that's a rumor from my haters

But it made me a famous internet creator

And the thing about the Rock

And Roll Hall of Fame isn't true

I didn't do it

I would never jerk off with the Bon Jovi exhibit

That's wack, like why would they even say that?

And then they get the security guard to

that he saw me rub my dick on the guitars?

That's not jerking off

If my dick was out, it was fully soft, as a joke (Bro)

I'm sorry (Stop lying) , oh, bitch

I'm sorry (Ohio hates jokes)

I didn't jerk off on Jon Bovi (Gah)

but I'm still sorry, I'm still—

Man, fuck Ohio

I'm sorry I'm not sorry, how about that, Cleveland?

Rager at my house tonight, everyone's welcome

Unless you're from you-know-where, my dick was soft

What's up? Homie Joey here

I went out the window