You don't suspect my life's a mess, you prob'ly think it's groovy Meeting people everyday, see some place abroad... And I admit that when the time is right, it can be quite a laugh But you know, that's not often Eventually, I think that you will agree, I'm only putting lines out and shifting gears, missing years disappear
And as for you, I couldn't bear to think of it - they said you were Swedish You asked me for a chocolate bar, then you went and spoiled it all by eating it What a pain, what a nause! You can imagine my delight was like some R. Crumb magazine come to life Thank you ladies you had us all I hope you both enjoyed it
But just the same I'm happy just to sit around at home with Pamela making cups of tea and washing clothes Now anyone could easily see I'm basically a cretin
Bing billy bong - silly song's going wrong Ping pong ping, clong cling dong Tie me up, turn me on
Bing billy bang, desperate dan, frying pan Cling clong cling, bong bing bang, Michael Miles, bogey man