I woke up to the 10 AM o'clock news
They all said that the sky was fallin'
That God was callin' on the chosen few
Said there's fire where there ain't water
Said there's poison in the air
And I should be wishin'
for a little time to settle my scores
But I don't wanna be here no more

'Cause last night, I drank that bar out of bottom shelf
Came home, told an angel to go to hell
Made her cry, let her pack her bags
And tell me she's never comin' back again
Outside, it's turnin' its last turn
But right now, that's the least of my concerns
'Cause, man, I had it made and I threw it all away
Guess it ain't a bad day for the world to end

Yeah, I was gonna spend the rest of my days
Kickin' myself, drinkin' my weight in whiskey
Just wishin' the sun would quit shinin'
Talk about perfect timin'

'Cause last night, I drank that bar out of bottom shelf
Came home, told an angel to go to hell
Made her cry, let her pack her bags
And tell me she's never comin' back again
Outside, it's turnin' its last turn
But right now, that's the least of my concerns
'Cause, man, I had it made and I threw it all away
Guess it ain't a bad day for the world to end, yeah

So let it end before my eyes
Let the mountains fall, let the water rise
'Cause it's sinkin' in that she's history
So it don't make a difference to me

'Cause last night, I drank that bar out of bottom shelf
Came home, told an angel to go to hell
Made her cry, let her pack her bags
And tell me she's never comin' back again
Outside, it's turnin' its last turn
But right now, that's the least of my concerns
'Cause, man, I had it made and I threw it all away
Guess it ain't a bad day for the world to end