Something just occuredw to me as I was reading Another book I'd heard As the next big thing I thought what would I give, if it could be true If I could ever feel again The way I felt when I read you I'd pay a million galeons Or Dress up like I go to beauxbatons I'd tattoo my head with a lighting bolt I'd pawn my wand and firebolt
But no matter how many good things I'm told Everything I ever read turns out to be leprechaun gold
It's been so many years No matter how I try To read more young adult fiction I keep coming up dry It's like water water everywhere And not a drop to drink My frustration and my agony Have pushed me to the brink I keep tilting back the glass But I never taste the water It seems no matter what I read I think "this is not harry potter. "
I was pretty impressed with frankie landau banks But compare saving the world With a few epic pranks There is no monoploy on non-human people There's faerie's buggers talking cats and nac mac feegle And thirteen little blue envelopes Was fantastic but my sneakoscope Would be flashing and spinning if I said That it was the best book I've read And you gotta know that this is no joke That I also read books that my own brother wrote
It's been so many years No matter how I try To read more young adult fiction I keep coming up dry It's like water water everywhere And not a drop to drink My frustration and my agony Have pushed me to the brink I keep tilting back the glass But I never taste the water It seems no matter what I read I think "this is not harry potter. "
And in the darkest hours, of my darkest nights I found myself curled up with twilight And I couldn't help but wonder as I ravenously read Can you avada kedavra the undead 'cause edward cullen totally has it comin' And if he saw voldemort he'd better start runnin' Cause there's not much that the dark lord and I Could agree on But I think that we would both hate that guy Sir nicholas de mimsy porpington Is a character name that, by itself Is better than anything in breaking dawn
It's been so many years no matter how I try To read more young adult fiction I keep coming up dry President Snow is no voldemort Diagon Alley is cooler than Ankh Mor Pork And Lyra Silvertoungue is Mrs. Coulter's Daughter That's a good plot twist but it is not harry potter