Jenny's got it down in Texas
Goddamn battle of the sexes
My song will make sense in thirty years
The rocks we eat are getting softer
Someone call the doctor
I'm getting thinner

But you always hold me close and whisper
You always hold me close and whisper
You always hold me close and whisper
"Baby, you're a winner"

My heart is trying to touch you
So my hands don't have a use anymore
Education's everybody's business
And you have the highest score
All I wanna do is drink around you
You're so boring
But I don't really wanna feel like shit in the morning
Pass me the clippers

But you always hold me close and whisper
You always hold me close and whisper
You always hold me close and whisper
"Baby, you're a winner"

Well, you always hold me close and whisper
You always hold me close and whisper
You always hold me close and whisper
"Baby, you're a winner"