Hold me down until he leaves
Still wearing that stupid shirt I see
So much for breaking bread, rejected in my own bed
I guess some things are fated from the seed

Hold a mirror to my face
Someone has gone and took my place
I know that my eyes are blue
but can you give me another clue
I only know myself from what they say

I never knew a girl could be so funny
You got me laughing into my sleeve
No missing pieces here yet I went running
But I was wrong and so I guess the joke's on me

Bated breath a clever wit
The sweetest fruit without the pit
Seen it all a dime a dozen
but now that pit's inside my stomach
Are you too scared to just acknowledge it?

That you never knew a girl could be so funny
I got you laughing into your sleeve
No missing pieces here yet I went running
But I was wrong and so I guess the joke's on me
But I was wrong and so I guess the joke's on me
Found myself inside a cab at a stop light
I like crying inside vehicles at night
But it gets easier when all the lights go down
To avoid explaining the tears of a clown

You never knew a girl could be so funny
I got you laughing until you bleed
No missing pieces here yet I went running
But I was wrong and so I guess the joke's on me

I never knew a girl could be so funny
You got me laughing into my sleeve
No missing pieces here yet I went running
But I was wrong and so I guess the joke's on me
But I was wrong and so I guess the joke's on me