Asa okita nebou shita
Isoide dekakeru ki ga shinai

Tsuman'ne; tsuman'ne; tsuman'ne'ttara tsuman'ne

Futon kara detakunai
Tonikaku gorogoro shiteitai

Mandokuse; mandokuse; mandokuse'ttara mandokuse

Nanimo suru ki ga okinai yo
Ima wa nonbiri netetai yo
Tomodachi kara denwa ga kita
Kyou wa yakusoku shitetake

Hai... Moshi moshi?
[Moshi moshi! Omae ima doko'inda yo? Mou tsuiten'dakedo!
[Eh... Ah, un. Gomen. Chotto okureru kamo
[Haa? Nande sa? Masaka nebou demo shitan janai'ndarou na?]
Aah... Hai, sou desu
Fuzaken'na! Ima sugu koi! Kyou wa omae no ogori dakan'ne!
Ah

Isoide shitaku suru
Kao mo awaranakucha
Dansui sareteita
Tsuki ichido no tenken

Eki tsuita densha kita
Kaisatsu kuguro to omottara
Charge kingaku ga tarimasen

Owata (o)
Tomodachi kara denwa ga kita
Owata (o)
Hayaku koi to okorareta ><
Tsuman'ne
Keitai no dengen wo kiru
Tsuman'ne
Tsugi no densha made 10 (juu) ppun

Ippou sono koro Neru-san wa

Tonikaku aitsu ga okuretekuru kara atashi wa jikan wo tsubushite matou
Tachi'yomi shiyou to omotte chikaku no hon'ya ni mukau to teikyuubi
Ekimae konbini haitte zashi wo yomou to te ni totte akeyou to shita
Keredomo fukurozumesarete nakami ga yomenai
Jikan ga tsubusenai
Muki!

Ippou Haku wa

Owata (o)
Yuusenseki de nemurikomu
Owata (o)
Futo okitara oriru eki
Tsuman'ne
Tobira ga me no mae de shimatta
Tsuman'ne
Moto no seki wa suwarareta

Machiawase basho tsuita
Keitai dengen iretemita
Tomodachi kara Mail ga 3 (san) ken
Spam Mail wa 30 (sanjuu) ken

Ekimae no kissaten tomodachi okotte matteita
Cake ogotte 300 (sanbyaku) en
Chikoku no daishou wa Priceless

Gome n, matta?
N n, ima kita toko'tte Aho!

Mokutekichi he isogu
Oohaba Time Loss
Event yattenai
Hitori mo miataranai

Nandedarou?
Nandedarou?
Hizuke wo kakunin shitemitara
Machi'awase no hi wo machigaeta

Owata (o)
Nan'no tame ni koko made kita
Owata (o)
Yukiba no nai kono ikari
Tsuman'ne
Nan'no tame ni koko made kita
Tsuman'ne
Tohou ni kureru yuujin

Hitotsu dake mananda
Charge wa chanto shiyo