Hey little girl, with the cash to burn.
I'm sellin' somethin you won't return.
Hey little girl take me off the shelf.
Cause it's hardly any fun playin' with yourself.
Once you browse through the whole selection,
Shake those hips in my direction.

Bring a package you never did see.
Take me home and never unwrap me.
Shop around every dollar
I got to be the ladies' choice
The ladies' choice.

Hey little girl, lookin' for a sale,
Test drive this American man.
It's gonna take cash to fill my tank,
So let's crack open your piggy bank.
Hey little girl, goin' window shoppin',
I've got somethin' traffic stoppin'.

Hey little girl, on a spendin' spree.
I don't come cheap, but the kisses come free.
After frist inspection, I'm sure that you'll agree,
I'm the ladie's choice.
Ladies' Choice.

(DANCE BREAK!)
(AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH)
WAAAAAH!!!!
Hey little girl, on a spendin' spree.
I don't come cheap, but the kisses come free.
After first inspection,
I'm sure that you'll agree-
Oh! Hey little girl, listen to my plea,
I'm doin' the lifetime guarantee.
One day maybe, a father, baby makes three.
It's the ladies' choice.
I'm the ladies' choice.
The ladies' choice.
I'm the ladies' choice choice choice,
I'm the ladies choice.