It happened on a Monday
It was my baby's birthday
I wanted to surprise him he deserved a treat

He said he'd be late working
He'd call me when he's leaving
Off I went to get him something
Ain't I just too sweet

So I cruised downtown to Armani
To find him something trendy
And realized that my jimmy Choos were killing me

So I text the girls from my car
Meet me at Eleven Bar
We made quite an entrance
That's when I got punked

My boyfriend is gay
I know it sounds cliché
That everybody saw right through this guy but me
My boyfriend is gay
Should've known by the way
He tivoed every episode of Rhoc

My boyfriend is gay
He was really such a great guy
But I saw him with another guy
His favorite color was turquoise
And he always drank chocolatinis through a straw
My boyfriend is gay
I didn't really mean to spy
But I saw him with another guy
You should've seen his place
And he cried more than me at every chick flick that we saw

Fast forward to next Friday
It's not like I've been crying
Deep down I think I must have knew it all along
Maybe it was his Cher playlist
Or his craving to be A-list
Or how he knew the words to every Britney song
(oh baby, baby)

Perhaps it was that poodle
Or those cheese filled strudels
He used to dip into his Frappuccino grand
Well I must have just been kidding
Myself into thinking
I was more than him experimenting
(Damn)

My boyfriend is gay
I know it sounds cliché
That everybody saw right through this guy but me
My boyfriend is gay
Should've known by the way
He tivoed every episode of Rhoc

My boyfriend is gay
He was really such a great guy
But I saw him with another guy
His favorite color was turquoise
And he always drank chocolatinis through a straw
My boyfriend is gay
I didn't really mean to spy
But I saw him with another guy
You should've seen his place
And he cried more than me at every chick flick that we saw

Say
La la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
One time
La la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la

Well, It happened on a Monday
No it wasn't such a fun day
When I finally realized what I always knew

My boyfriend is gay
His favorite color was turquoise
And he always drank chocolatinis through a straw
My boyfriend is gay
You should've seen his place
And he cried more than me at every chick flick that we saw

My boyfriend is gay
(La la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la)
He was really such a great guy
But I saw him with another guy
My boyfriend is gay
(La la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la)
I didn't really mean to spy
But I saw him with another guy

(My boyfriend is gay...)
It happened on a Monday
It was my baby's birthday
I wanted to surprise him he deserved a treat

(My boyfriend is gay...)
He said he'd be late working
He'd call me when he's leaving
Off I went to get him something
Ain't I just too sweet
So I cruised downtown to Armani
To find him something trendy
And realized that my jimmy Choos were killing me