I once dated a goth girl
I really did, it really happened
Like, long, black hair. It was crazy
Put a twirly on it, but she didn't like that
I did it anyway 'cause it's cute
And she may have like- I don't know
Maybe it was not okay for me to do it
But we went to this park one time
And it was supposed to me super romantic, super cute
And we sit down with on the blanket and like
Eat Gatorade, whatever, it was gonna be fantastic
She put her hand to my forehead, like, just, boom!
Hand on my forehead!
She read my aura, and you know what the aura told her?
It was my aura was not compatible with her
And it was mostly not compatible with her ex's
And, so, I was confused, I was scared
I was worried this girl's gonna like, knife me in the face?
I don't know what goth girls do
And she told me that her ex is an archangel
I don't- I don't know what an archangel is
It honestly sounds like a Magic
The Gathering card, that's all I know
And she told me that her ex is gonna kill me
'cause he didn't like my aura
Now, to this day- its been years
that guy still might not like my aura

Goth girl take a break
Comin' for my fears
Yeah, you strangle me with chains
But it's covered in your tears
Yeah, I can't relax
Had you in my mind for years
I need to love myself off
I can't disappear
Yeah, I took you to the dance
I like your pretty white dress
With the diamonds in your hands
Kissed you in the Moon's trance
Eyes are green clovers
Judging me in sins
How can I get in?
How can I get in?

Look in the mirror but I don't see a thing
I'm a translucent being
Walk right by me
When I look in the mirror demons staring at me
No one understands me
'Cause I'm so crazy
Yeah I'm lost and the time goes
Looking at my bro clothes
But I'm in love, yeah I'm in love (yeah I'm)
Looking and the time goes
Baby yeah it's time froze
But I'm in love, yeah I'm in love

Goth girl take a break
Comin' for my fears
Yeah, you strangle me with chains
But it's covered in your tears
Yeah, I can't relax
Had you in my mind for years
I need to love myself off
I can't disappear
Yeah, I took you to the dance
I like your pretty white dress
With the diamonds in your hands
Kissed you in the Moon's trance
Eyes are green clovers
Judging me in sins
How can I get in?
How can I get in?

Like he can be behind me right now
I don't know maybe he's caught in traffic
I don't know but it's freaky and like
She had a bunch of friends
And they legit thought they were vampires
And that's that's not okay
Would you date a vampire?
I mean I probably would but it's not practical
Like you would need to buy things to
like suck the blood out of
And yes this girl had a biting kink, I like biting
Biting is hot as fuck I'm all into that
But she one time tried to like bite me
So I get the blood and I was cool with it again

Goth girl take a break
Comin' for my fears
Yeah, you strangle me with chains
But it's covered in your tears
Yeah, I can't relax
Had you in my mind for years
I need to love myself off
I can't disappear
Yeah, I took you to the dance
I like your pretty white dress
With the diamonds in your hands
Kissed you in the Moon's trance
Eyes are green clovers
Judging me in sins
How can I get in?
How can I get in?
Goth girl take a break
Comin' for my fears
Yeah, you strangle me with chains
But it's covered in your tears
Yeah, I can't relax
Had you in my mind for years
I need to love myself off
I can't disappear
Yeah, I took you to the dance
I like your pretty white dress
With the diamonds in your hands
Kissed you in the Moon's trance
Eyes are green clovers
Judging me in sins
How can I get in?
How can I get in?

I thought it's going to be great
It was not I screamed and no blood came out
Just bruises and then I looked like
an abuse victim which I was
So I'm just trying to warn you
I'm trying to tell you all before it's too late
Before you get in trouble
Before a goth girl reads your aura wrong
And seals your doom for eternity
and then says she's a vampire
Run, get out before it's too late
I'm going to Cvs