The long count comes in the middle of winter
The earth rotates, slightly off center
Every 26, 000 years tribulation
The sun split's the Milky Way a comic revelation

The Long Count's comin' - it's a prophecy
A doomsday event for you and me. [Chorus]

The galactic center of our universe
Is the owner of an ancient Mayan curse
It's the end of the age & we're goin' to hell
December 21st two thousand & twelve

Chorus

Solo

At the end of it all nobody knows that day
If you read the bible that's what it say
Not the angel's in heaven or the Holy Son
Yahweh the Father is the only One

The Long Count's comin' it's a prophecy
A doomsday event for you and me
I don't believe in a prophecy
That the bible don't prove conclusively
The Long Count baby - it's The Long Count