Well, I didn't wanna show up
but our families go way back
So, when you said your vows
that's exactly where I sat
Thank God for open bars
'cause watching this shit ain't easy
In the middle of y'alls first dance
couldn't help but see you see me

And then I'm flashing back to sippin' Jack with you
Before you found Mr. Ole Miss
You tipped your glass at me behind his back
And I couldn't help but notice

You're drinking water at your wedding, girl
Ain't no bubbles up in that drink
If I'm a betting man I'm betting, girl
You're scared to death
of what this small town would think
Well, I think them tears ain't happy tears
I think you don't love him at all
I think that two pink lines appeared
Now you can't have no alcohol
Daddy's shotgun and your momma's pearls
Drinking water at your wedding
Water at your wedding, girl

Your husband's got a beer, and he handed you champagne
And yeah, I saw you pour it down that vase
And don't be looking at me like you miss me
Hey, I'm just throwing back whiskey while

You're drinking water at your wedding, girl
Ain't no bubbles up in that drink
If I'm a betting man I'm betting, girl
You're scared to death
of what this small town would think
Well, I think them tears ain't happy tears
I think you don't love him at all
I think that two pink lines appeared
Now you can't have no alcohol
Daddy's shotgun and your momma's pearls
Drinking water at your wedding
Water at your wedding, girl
Yeah, water at your wedding, girl

About 2AM, two months ago
You showed up drunk at my place
Started tearing off clothes
Now we ain't talked about it since
But sitting here, I'm thinking
What if I'm the reason that you're up there drinking

Water at your wedding, girl
I guess that we'll know in time
If I'm a betting man I'm betting, girl
Your secret's gonna have my eyes
I think them tears ain't happy tears
I think you don't love him at all
I think that two pink lines appeared
Now you can't have no alcohol
Daddy's shotgun and your momma's pearls
Drinking water at your wedding
Water at your wedding, girl