Collecting everything in the whole
Neighborhood of make believe
make believe make believe
I'll slap that slick smug smile
Off that motherfucker
Tom especially

Fuckin' check out the fairchild
(Lady Elaine)
Stuck on the big museum go round
(Lady Elaine)
Fuckin' check out the fairchild
(Lady Elaine)
Stuck on the big museum go round
(Lady Elaine)

Gonna stick Prince Tuesday in a sack
Whatchu want
Gonna throw him in the river
Don't want a ransom cause there's
Not one thing
Anybody in this town can deliver

Fuckin' check out the fairchild
(Lady Elaine)
Stuck on the big museum go round
(Lady Elaine)
Fuckin' check out the fairchild
(Lady Elaine)
Stuck on the big museum go round
(Lady Elaine)

Daniel striped tiger rubs the noses
That you snap
Daniel never learns
Daniel tender tiger has a psyche
That you crack
Daniel never learns

Gonna take out a big fucking blow torch
Acetylene Acetylene Acetylene
Is Dr. Duckbill and Esther Jean
Platypus don't stop psychoanalyzing me

Fuckin' check out the fairchild
(Lady Elaine)
Stuck on the big museum go round
(Lady Elaine)
Fuckin' check out the fairchild
(Lady Elaine)
Stuck on the big museum go round
(Lady Elaine)

Fuckin' check out the fairchild
(Lady Elaine)
Stuck on the big museum go round
(Lady Elaine)
Fuckin' check out the fairchild
(Lady Elaine)
Stuck on the big museum go round
(Lady Elaine)

Daniel striped tiger rubs the noses
That you snap
Daniel never learns
Daniel tender tiger has a psyche
That you crack
Daniel never learns