You’re a mean one
Sue the Grinch
You really are a heel
You’re as cuddly as a cactus
You’re as charming as an eel
Sue the Grinch
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You’re a monster
Sue the Grinch
Your hearts an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You’ve got garlic in your soul
Sue the Grinch
I wouldn’t touch you with a
39 and a half foot pole

You’re a vile one
Sue the Grinch
You’re a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk
Sue the Grinch

[Lais Borin]