Finn:
Hey, Janet

Rachel:
Yes, Brad?

Finn:
I've got something to say

Rachel:
Uh huh?

Finn:
I really love the... skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet

Rachel:
Oh... oh, Brad

Finn:
The river was deep but I swam it (Janet)
The future is ours, so let's plan it (Janet)
So please don't tell me to can it (Janet)
I've one thing to say, and that's
Damn it Janet, I love you

The road was long but I ran it (Janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it (Janet)
If there's one fool for you then I am it (Janet)
I've one thing to say, and that's
Damn it Janet, I love you

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so

Rachel: Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had (Oh, Brad)
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (Oh, Brad)
That you met Mom and you know Dad (Oh, Brad)
I've one thing to say, and that's
Brad, I'm mad, for you too

Rachel: Oh, Brad
Finn: Oh, damn it
Rachel: I'm mad
Finn: Oh, Janet
Rachel: For you
Finn: I love you too
Finn and Rachel: There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo

Finn:
And that's go see the man who began it (Janet)
When we met in his science exam-it (Janet)
Made me give you the eye and then panic (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say, and that's
Damn it Janet, I love you

Finn: Damn it, Janet
Rachel: Oh Brad, I'm mad
Finn: Damn it, Janet
Finn and Rachel: I love you