Quit honking your horns, there's five other lanes

And I am king of them all and faster than light

With my fists in the air, if my body's alive

Then my soul's unaware

In braving the last of this terrible wine

I've savoured the last and I've kissed it goodbye

There's no kind of right way to do what I'll do

But I'm king of the earth

With impossible blood on this 3rd of June

Hold on, officer, I know that I'm a danger to myself

And it shows, 'cause I'm on the other side of the law

There's no way tonight, as far as I know

That heaven will take me, so I'm staggering home

Show me the way, oh, show me the light

Yeah, I'm drunk but I'm ready to kick some ass tonight

Still honking those horns, yeah, just drive around

'Cause you're all being ignored, deadpan and bright

As I flip you the bird, I'm a pain in the ass

Yeah, I'm a real piece of work

Just waving my arms like some terrible mime

And shaking my ass 'til they kiss it goodbye

Just show me the right things that I didn't do

Oh, enlighten me now

With impossible love from the former you

Just tell everyone–I know what I did, I did for us

And in haste, 'cause I'm terrified of dying in vain

There's no way tonight, as far as I know

That heaven will take me, so I'm staggering home

Wretched and wild, all glory and trash

Yeah, I'm drunk but I'm ready to kick some fucking ass

There's no way tonight, as far as I know

That heaven will take me, so I'm staggering home

Show me the way, oh, show me the light

Yeah, I'm drunk but I'm ready to kick some ass tonight

No way tonight, as far as I know

That heaven will take me, so I'm staggering home

Fire of my loins, oh, light of my life

We’re vastly outnumbered every motherfucking time