Well, I've had my shakey thing since I was a little boy
My mama told me my shakey thing was a tool and not a toy
She said, "Now, son, you've got a shakey thing, it's a gift from up above."
Now, not everybody's got a shakey thing, so give it your respect and love

CHORUS:
You've got to shake that shakey thing, gotta shake that shakey thing
Shake that shakey thing, please shake that shakey thing
I'm tellin' you, shake that shakey thing, please shake that shakey thing
Why don't you shake that shakey thing, please shake that shakey thing
I'm tellin' you, shake

My daddy told me one thing, he said, "Son, just stay on solid ground.
Let your mind rule your shakey thing and not the other way around."
But my daddy died when I was small. Well, he left one thing to his son

Well, now, some of you have a shakey thing or maybe you have
a friend that does
If you do or don't, don't matter, just be careful now because
when you're cruising through the 90's with that shakey thing on board

Hey, now, we all know that everyone is equal to his brother, *
so how can one shakey thing be better than another?
Don't worry 'bout the size of your shakey thing, cos size don't mean shit