I shoot critters for my dinner
Oh, yessirree, I do
I trap furs for my woman and eat pots of critter stew
I got me a shootin' iron but I only got eyes for you
You cute little cuddly wuddly hog-tyin', bull-ridin', honeybunch
cowgirl, you

CHORUS:
'Cause I'm a mountain man (he's a mountain man)
Oh, I'm a mountain of a man
and every night I squeeze her tight
I'm a mountain of a man
Yeah, I'm a mountain man (he's a mountain man)
Yeah, I'm a mountain of a man
and every night I squeeze her tight
I'm a mountain of a man

PIANO BREAK

Well, I used to be a loner, oh, yessirree, I was
'til I got that giant boner, and I reckon it's because
she's the finest filly this side of old San Juan