We like sittin' on the fence It's the most comfortable ride Cuz the grass is always green When you're always on the other side All this talk today About the earth getting warm Everybody's pushin' their views We ain't gonna conform It's not that we're indifferent But who you supposed to believe When politicians pushin' it Always got tricks up their sleeves We like sittin' on the fence It's the most comfortable ride Cuz the grass is always green When you're always on the other side Hurricanes kickin' up a fuss Startin' to get really scary Worse than the monsters in movies That are big, fat, and hairy The planet is being abused And we're all the guilty accused We gotta stop acting confused Mother nature knows when she's used We like sittin' on the fence It's the most comfortable ride Cuz the grass is always green When you're always on the other side Evidence suggests its a hoax Climate change couldn't be real World leaders jump on the boat To strengthen their own appeal Like everything earth will change Temperatures vary in range This isn't anything strange So why should we rearrange We like sittin' on the fence It's the most comfortable ride Cuz the grass is always green When you're on the other side I say global warming is viscous I say global warming's fictitious I say global warming is viscous I say global warming's fictitious