i want to be remembered as "one of a kind"
unique and why not "out of her mind"
i want to be special, unpredictable and absurd
i want to tell people the most aberrant things they've heard

i want to have an eye-catching, distinctive look
i want to have all the loonies on the hook
i want to do everything without moderation
without a single thought or consideration

cause i, you, them
what wouldn't we do to be
irreplaceable?

none of my partners introduced me their folks
afraid that i might pull off some awkward jokes
and once we've split up they would always say
that i'm not a girl to marry anyway

cause i like to complain and i love to start fights
i always leave out the milk and never turn off the lights
i don't change the bin bag event though it's packed
i just jam in the trash until the bag is cracked

cause i, you, them
what wouldn't we do to be
irreplaceable?