You know my mom is always giving me really weird christmas presents
FRED..
um doesnt she know what I really want?
Well u never told me. CASH TURTLENECKS?! thanks, but no thanks! CASH i mean i don't want any of that stuff, u know what i am saying?
don't need no video games, they only fry your brain
don't want a squirrel shaver got enough stuff
don't need back acne cream or any fried beans (ew)
no any mp3 player i don't want much
Oh oh oh oh O nothing to fancy Oh oh oh oh O one thing I like (if you really wanna know) Oh oh oh oh O you don't have to ask me i can make it easy for you all i want for christmas is CASH CASH MONEY money money (i need it) CASH all i really want is CASH CASH MONEY (yeah!) MONEY you don't even have to wrap it you know just what I need
don't need a cell phone to call myself at home don't buy me clothes i only need my one shirt! (its good enough for me) don't need no wart remover electric train or scooter instead of shopping let me save you the work (I'm just trying to be nice)
OH OH OH OH nothing too fancy (let me explain) OH OH OH OH one thing I like (christmas cash!) you don't have to ask me I can make it easy for you all I want for christmas is CASH Cash MONEY Money CASH ( christmas cash) All i really want it is ( I need it! ) CASH CASH money money (everyone!) you don't even have it wrap it you know just what I need
save the aggravation crowds in lines waiting its really you i'm really thinking of why not keep it simple why not give a little (CASH!) cash money yeah! money money money!
I thought you loved that fruit cake christmas cash Fred..give it to me! give it to me! give it to me! give it to me, NOW! Christmas cash? ca ca ca ca CASH! Fred really? i like it! what i really want for christmas!!! oooooooooo cash cash cash money money (yeah keep it coming!) (oh my god! its cash!) all i really want is (think of everything i can buy with it) CASH CASH CASH MONEY MONEY you don't even have to wrap it you know just what i need! money money money money money hey! money money money money money ho! money money money money money hey (give it up!) Christmas Cash! money money money money money hey! money money money money money ho! money money money money money money money money I'm RICH! Ahhhah hahaahha AHHHH ha ha!