Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)
Ray White (guitar, vocals)
Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
Alan Zavod (keyboards)
Scott Thunes (bass)
Chad Wackerman (drums)

I coulda swore her hair was made of rayon
She wore a Milton Bradley Crayon
But she was something I could lay on,
Can't remember what became of me
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy

She put a Doobie Brothers tape on
Ooh, ooh, ooh listen to the music
I had a Roger Daltrey cape on oo-wee-oo
A Roger Daltrey cape on, ooh ooh
There was a bed I dumped her shape on
Can't remember what became of me . . .
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy

Somewhat later on I woke up and she was gone
There was dew out on the lawn in the sunrise
Later she came back with a rumpled paper sack
Which she told me would contain a surprise
She stuck her hand right in it to the bottom
Said she knew Id be surprised she got em
Take a Charleston . . . pip . . . to spot em
Then she gave a pair of shoes to me . . .
Plastic leather, 14 Triple D

I said: I wonder whats the shoes for
She told me: Dont you worry no more
And got right down there on the tile floor:
Now darling
STOMP ALL OVER ME!
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy

Is this something new having people stomp on you?
Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?
(And other things)
What is this, a quiz?
Dont you worry what it is
It is merely just a moment
I can treasure

You know
By ten oclock
Her arms and legs were rendered
She couldnt talk cause her
Mouth had been extendered
It looked to me as though she had been blendered
What was this abject misery, no no
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy, weh-hell

What was this abject misery, no no
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy
It might seem strange to Herb and Dee
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy