I look for sparks every night, just after dark
They pump the words into the chambers of my heart
And I spy with my little eye, the world go by
I'm turning other people's problems into mine

And oh, what if it's all just make believe?
I wouldn't have let Adam eat Eve
I wouldn't have learned the birds and the bees
I wouldn't have let, I wouldn't have let you leave

Who invented love?
It must've been something of an accident
Who invented love?
A little more than coincidence
I've been looking for an antidote
I think I found something of an overdose
Oh, who invented love?
I'd like to track them down and grab them by the throat

And there they go, Juliet and Romeo
They wouldn't bother if they knew the things I know
But they'll keep on going, keep on growing grayer hair
And fight about what's on Tv though neither of them care

And oh, what if I rewrote history?
I wouldn't have let Adam eat Eve
I wouldn't have learned the birds and the bees
I wouldn't have let, I wouldn't have let you leave, oh

Who invented love?
It must've been something of an accident
Who invented love?
A little more than coincidence
I've been looking for an antidote
I think I found something of an overdose
Oh, who invented love?
I'd like to track them down and grab them by the

Adam and Eve, Tarzan and Jane
Homer and Marge all did the same
Bonnie and Clyde, Turner and Swann
Alabama Worley and her only one

Who invented love?
It must've been something of an accident
Who invented love?
A little more than coincidence
I've been looking for an antidote
I think I found something of an overdose
Oh, who invented love?
I'd like to track them down and grab them by the throat