Hey, I've been driving all over the town On my cellphone wearin' it out And I've finally tracked you down
Hey, everybody says you're the man The final piece to my master plan You got my world in the palm of your hand
Well I know that you got it Come on and just sell it Got the cash up in my pocket You know I gotta get it
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake id There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see I got my money and you got what I need Hey mister won't you sell me a fake id
Hey, don't even think about tellin' me no It's only twenty minutes till the show Hey mister turn it over let's go
No, I ain't gonna need a receipt Just make sure that it looks like me So the bouncer don't call the police
And don't tell my daddy Stole the keys to his caddy Don't dilly dally I gotta get the hell out of this alley
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake id There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see I got my money and you got what I need Hey mister won't you sell me a fake id
Here's my money, now get out of my way Gonna push my luck right up to the stage
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake id There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see I got my money and you got what I need Hey mister, hey mister
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake id There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see I got my money and you got what I need Hey mister won't you sell me a fake id
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake id There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see I got my money and you got what I need Hey mister won't you sell me a fake id Hey mister, hey mister