BUDDY: Hello, folks, we're into the Follies! First, though, folks, we'll pause for a mo'. No, no, folks, you'll still get your jollies-- It's just I got a problem that I think you should know. See, I've been very perturbed of late, very upset, Very betwixt and between. The things that I want, I don't seem to get. The things that I get--you know what I mean! I've got those "God-why-don't-you-love-me-oh-you-do-I'll-see-you-later" Blues, That "Long-as-you-ignore-me-you're-the-only-thing-that-matters" Feelin, That "If-I'm-good-enough-for-you-you're-not-good-enough" and, "Thank-you-for-the-present-but-what's-wrong-with-It?" Stuff, Those "Don't-come-any-closer-'cause-you-know-how-much-I-love-you" Feelings, Those "Tell-me-that-you-love-me-oh-you-did-I-gotta-run-now" Blues. Margie... Margie... Margie... Margie. She says she really love: me. "MARGIE": I love him- BUDDY: -she says. She says she really cares. "MARGIE": I care, I Care. BUDDY: She says that I'm her hero. "MARGIE": He's my hero- BUDDY: -she says. I'm perfect, she swears. "MARGIE": You're perfect, goddamit. BUDDY: She says that if we parted- "MARGIE": If we parted- BUDDY: -she says. She says that she'd be sick. "MARGIE": Oh, God, I'm sick. BUDDY: She says she's mine forever- "MARGIE": Forever- BUDDY: -she says. I gotta get outta here quick! I've got those "Whisper-how-I'm-better-than-I-think-but-what-do-you-know?" Blues, That "Why-do-you-keep-telling-me-I-stink-when-I-adore-you?" Feeling. That "Say-I'm-all-the-world-to-you-you're-out-of-your-mind- I-know-there's-someone-else-and-I-could-kiss-you-behind," Those "You-say-I'm-terrific-but-your-taste-was-always-rotten" Feelings, Those "Go-away-I-need-you," "Come-to-me-I'll-kill-you," "Darling-I'll-do-anything-to-keep-you-with-me-till-you- Tell-me-that-you-love-me-oh-you-did-now-beat-it-will-you?" Blues! Sally... Sally...Sally...Sally. She says she loves another- "SALLY": Another- BUDDY: -she says, A fella she prefers. "SALLY": Furs. Furs. BUDDY: She says that he's her idol. "SALLY": Idolidolidolidol- BUDDY: -she says. Ideal, she avers. "SALLY": You deal..."Avers"!! BUDDY: She says that anybody- "SALLY": Buddy-bleah!- BUDDY: -she says, Would suit her more than I. "SALLY": Aye, aye, aye. BUDDY: She says that I'm a washout- "SALLY": You're a washout- BUDDY: -she says. I love her so much, I could die! "SALLY": Ooh. Ooh. Ah! Ah! BUDDY: Oh! I've got those "God-why-don't-you-love-me-oh-you-do-I'll-see-you-later" Blues- "GIRLS": Bla-bla-blues-! BUDDY: That "Long-as-you-ignore-me-you're-the-only-thing-that-matters" Feeling- "GIRLS": Feeling-! BUDDY: That "If-I'm-good-enough-for-you-you're-not-good-enough"- "GIRLS": Woo-! BUDDY: And "Thank-you-for-the-present-but-what's-wrong-with-it?" stuff- "GIRLS": Ooh-! BUDDY: Those "Don't-come-any-closer-'cause-you-know-how-much-I-love-you" Feelings. "GIRLS": Bla-bla-blues-! BUDDY: Those "If-you-will-then-I-can't, If-you-don't-then-I-gotta, Give-it-to-me-I-don't-want-it. If-you-won't-I-gotta-have-it, High-low-wrong-right- Yes-no-black-white. God-why-don't-you-love-me-oh-you-do-I'll-see-you-later" Blues!