Loretta Broke my heart in a letter She told me she was leaving And her life would better
Joan Broke it off over the phone After the tone She left me alone
Jen said she'd never ever See me again When I saw her again She said it again
Jan Met another man Lisa got amnesia Just forgot who I am
Felicity Said there was no electricity Emily No chemistry
Fran ran Bruce turned out to be a man Flo had to go I couldn't go with the flow
Carol Brown Just took a bus out of town But I'm hoping that you'll Stick around
He doesn't cook or clean He's not good boyfriend material We can eat cereal! He loses interest fast His relationships never last Shut up, girlfriends from the past!
He says he'll do one thing And then he goes and does another thing Who organised all of my ex-girlfriends into a choir And got them to sing? Who, who? Mmm shut up Shut up girlfriends from the past
Mimi Will no longer see me Britney Britney hit me
Paula, Persephone Stella and Stephanie There must be fifty ways That lovers have left me
Carol Brown Just took a bus out of town
Love is a delicate thing It could just float away on the breeze He said the same thing to me! How can we ever know We've found the right person in this world? He means he looks at other girls!
Love is a mystery It does not follow a rule This guy is a fool! He'll always be a boy He's a man who never grew up I thought I told you to shut up?
Mona You told me you were in a coma Tiffany You said that you had an epiphany
Would you like a little cereal? Who organised this choir of ex-girlfriends? Was it you Carol Brown? Was it you Carol Brown?
Carol Brown Just took a bus out of town But I'm hoping that you'll Stick around...