Big Moe, I need a fresh drink Nomax, you don't need a fresh drink Listen Nomax, you're making some serious mistakes here You oughta listen to your friend Big Moe
I'm listenin' And stop drinkin' so much I don't drink that much Shut up boy, you drink all day and you drink all night
And Max you know it ain't right Wait a minute let me explain something Shut up boy, look at your eyes why they're as red as they could be That okay, I've got some sunglasses
Yeah, well, it looks to Big Moe you're about to blow your wig I ain't about blow my wig When you gonna straighten up son? Listen What's the use of gettin' sober When you're gonna get drunk again
You know, Big Moe, Uncle Sam did something mighty fine When he brought back good whiskey, beer and wine Nah, I don't agree with that Nomax I love my whiskey, I love my gin Every time you see me I'm in my sin
Well, don't you think you deep enough in sin son? Listen What's the use of gettin' sober When you're gonna get drunk again
You know Moe, Big Moe Big Moe That's right get it right I went out last night about half past one I thought I'd whoop it up a little bit, you know, have a little fun
Yeah, I understand So I got me a half a pint about half past two Now after I drank that you know what I wanted to do Sleep
Uh, uh, then I got me a pint about half past four I felt so good I went out and got me some more I got me a quart Oh, a quart
Yes about half past five, after I drank that I didn't know whether I was dead or alive You know Nomax, I think more dead than alive, son
When you gonna straighten up, I'll tell you one more time What's the use of gettin' sober When you're gonna get drunk again Lord have mercy on him I hope this boy learns soon
I been thinkin', but I keep drinkin' And I'm just about to lose my mind