La-hah, laa-hah, la-hah, la-hah-ahh
La-hah, laa-hah, la-hah, la-hah-ahh

You gotta watch for the shot, beware the ricochet
Dance, dance motherfucker 'til the fat bitch sings
You get one for the chamber, two for good health
Know a little about evil and a lot about hell
Playing ring around the daisies with a shotgun shell
If you're gonna take a life better keep it to yourself
Seems every time I think there's just a little bit of hope
Someone comes out swinging with a deadman's rope

Damned if I do
Damned if I don't
Damned if I will
Damned if I won't
Doomed if I try
Doomed if I fail
Damn you all to hell

I'm no angel I'm no savior and I've never been a saint
Well I know I'm not the devil
'Cause I still can feel the pain
Walked through fire and through brimstone
And there were no pearly gates
I'll be sure to ask about it on my final Judgement Day
Judgement Day

Two tears in a bucket, one down the drain
Dance, dance motherfucker 'til the war drums play
I know a little bout death, a lot about pain
I ain't ever seen a storm that don't end in rain
Gotta pay the pied piper, every dog will have it's day
I don't stress the mess 'cause it's all so cliché
You can run around in circles but it always ends the same
You'll be swinging from the end of a deadman's chain

Doomed if I do
Doomed if I don't
Doomed if I will
Doomed if I won't
Damned if I try
Damned if I fail
God damn you all to hell

I'm no angel I'm no savior and I've never been a saint
Well I know I'm not the devil
'Cause I still can feel the pain
Walked through fire and through brimstone
And there were no pearly gates
I'll be sure to ask about it on my final Judgement Day
Judgement Day

La-hah, laa-hah, la-hah, la-hah-ahh
My final Judgement Day
La-hah, laa-hah, la-hah, la-hah-ahh

Watch for the shot
Watch for the shot (Motherfucker)
Watch for the shot (Beware the ricochet)
Watch for the shot

I'm no angel I'm no savior and I've never been a saint
Well I know I'm not the devil
'Cause I still can feel the pain
Walked through fire and through brimstone
And there were no pearly gates
I'll be sure to ask about it on my final Judgement Day

In my final resting place when I finally found my grace
I'll be sure to ask about it on my final Judgement Day
Judgement Day

La-hah, laa-hah, la-hah, la-hah-ahh
My final Judgement Day
La-hah, laa-hah, la-hah, la-hah-ahh
My final Judgement Day
La-hah, laa-hah, la-hah, la-hah-ahh
My final Judgement Day