Dig me in a hole and bury me down,
(I said) dig me in a hole and bury me down,
I’m an acrobat you can’t kill me,
I’m an acrobat you can’t kill me,

My magic eyes make a play for you now,
My ... magic eyes ... make a play for you now,
Dig me in a hole and bury me down,
(I said) dig me in a hole and bury me down,
I’m an acrobat you can’t kill me,
I’m an acrobat you can’t kill me,
You took a picture of a woman and me,
You took a picture of a woman and me,
You took a picture of a woman and me,
You took a picture of a woman and me,
(Hee here)
You think you’re clever but you’re stupid as me,
You think you’re clever but you’re stupid as me,
You think you’re clever but you’re stupid as me,
You think you’re clever but you’re stupid as me,
(Hee here)

One to, one to, one to, one to,
One to, one to, one to, one to,
drink, drink.