This is your tangible achievement
This is your well-deserved payroll
This is my digital brother
Inches in front of me and miles above me
Words turning shallow constantly now
It's so easy to marinate in yourself
Did you get paid? did you get a raise?
And now you get fed? Congratulations
Here is your smelling salt dinner
Here are the extras you ask for
Here is my unpaid service
Offered up freely and catered by envy.
The help here is callow
Earnestly working for you
To marinate in yourself
But you do pronounce our names right.
So by the way, congratulations