Very obediently reading at my desk
But she'd already seen me peeping at my little feet
Immediately stop screaming as she turns
Slowly she approaches with a ruler and says

This is most inappropriate in here
So behave and be a big boy
Oh you'll have to come and stay here with me
That's right and we wouldn't what that now
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Sit down! Shut the door and have a seat!
Recently you've been extremely out of order
Right now you really seem to be
Increasingly much naughtier than normal

Lights out! I don't want to hear a peep
Turn around and face the wall now that's an order!
That's right and we'll throw away the key
And you'll spend your whole life in the naughty corner

Holding her finger, she stretches out her wrist
Into a rubber glove that snaps against her wrist
As I look up at her, collapsing to my knees
She quietly insists that there's no need for me to be like this
It will all be over shortly

So behave and be a big boy
And a lolly pop awaits just for you
Lie down, don't try to resist me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Lights out! I don't want to hear a peep
Turn around and face the wall now that's an order!
That's right and we'll throw away the key
And you'll spend your whole life in the naughty corner

Don't you scowl, you're old enough to know
Just how young you are by now
Don't you scowl, you're old enough to know
Just how young you are by now
Don't you scowl, you're old enough to know
Just how young you are by now