Dine with me
And come a little closer
Have a seat
Be my guest

Now take a guess
What we are having today
Don't think too long
You might be wrong

Why won't you eat with me?
Why won't you?
Pig nick

You ask me
What for I got these big eyes
You ask me
What for I got this big nose

Now take a guess
What for I got this huge mouth
Don't think too long
You might be dead and gone (Well done!)

Why won't you eat with me?
Why won't you?
Pig nick