The grim reaper called you on the phone,
he didn't have the guts to do it in person,
but he had to do it.
Yeah I really had to do it.
There's no way I could have watched you go through that.

And I'm kind of excited I don't have to be so vague anymore.
Well in my thoughts, my words, my actions,
I'm going to be way more assertive and straight-forward.

But you know I could talk about this all day long,
but I really must be moving on.

I can't remember what I said to make you so upset,
but you're constantly mad so I might as well,
I might as well forget.
I hope you find someone who makes you real happy and can buy
you all sorts of gifts, because you and I both know it's been
years and years since you've had someone like that.

You know I could talk about this all day long,
but I really must be moving on.

And I'll say "Move on baby", though you certainly already have.
And I'll say "Move on, you sad, sad person",
and I'm singing to myself.

You know I could talk about this all day long,
but I really must be moving on.