It's a long way from home

Can't sleep at night

Call on your telephone

Something just ain't right

That's evil, evil is going on wrong

I want to warn you brother

You better watch your happy home

You make it to your house

Knock on the front door

Run 'round to the back

You'll catch him just before he goes

That's evil, evil is going on

I have warned you brother

You better watch your happy home

If you call on the telephone

And she answers long and slow

Grab the first thing smoking

And you have to haul her home

That's evil, evil is going on wrong

I have warned you brother

You better watch your happy home