So loss
So many
Oh, the villain in pursuing
He and his troupe are always close by
Where we want
Is to work in the sawmill
Or to boarding school
Even when we have new tutors
So many loss
Loss in series
Oh, Count Olaf, is not enough to leave us in peace?

He wants our fortune
Oh, brothers Baudelaire
Run, watch the eye that sees us all
This is Count Olaf, with his girlfriend in fashion
Esme

She wants everything in fashion
She wants everything in his line
Whether our fortune
She wants to see the world in

This troupe, oh, that is the troupe
I know it
These villains do not take that way
I think that will ignite our new home!

Klaus Run!
Run Sunny!
I run too!
Oh, Violet Baudelaire

So loss
So many
Oh, the villain in pursuing
He and his troupe are always close by
Where we want
Is to work in the sawmill
Or to boarding school
Even when we have new tutors
So many loss
Loss in series
Oh, Count Olaf, is not enough to leave us in peace?

Let's see, let's see now
We brothers Quagmire
We must solve the mystery of C. S. C.
Before the Count Olaf arrives
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Brothers Baudelaire in action