I was always gonna end up on the wrong side of the track
I'm a blonde hair, nutcase, freakshow, certified damn maniac
The wheels upstairs are turnin'
but I swear that hamster died
You could bet your ass I'm crazy bona fide

Hell raisin' and high water, my tire's done gone flat
I'm the bottom of the barrel with a target on my back
My mind goes to the gutter, man, to me that's aimin' high
You could bet your ass I'm crazy bona fide

Bona fide on the Bible, bona fide on arrival
Them lights are on, but, baby
they ain't bright (They ain't bright)
So hit me where it hurts 'causе
honey, I've answerеd to worse
I was born a little wrong
but that's alright (That's alright)
You could bet your ass I'm crazy bona fide

I'm salt poured in my coffee, sugar in the tank
I'm down to my last dollar laughin' on down to the bank
I stayed off the wagon 'cause that horse was too damn high
You could bet your ass I'm crazy bona fide

Bona fide on the Bible, bona fide on arrival
Them lights are on, but, baby
they ain't bright (They ain't bright)
So hit me where it hurts 'cause
honey, I've answered to worse
I was born a little wrong
but that's alright (That's alright)
You could bet your ass I'm crazy bona fide

My left foot's on my right foot, my right foot's in my mouth
Hell, I be droppin' knowledge, but I just can't spit it out
Well, I ain't ever lonely 'cause it's me, myself and I
You could bet your ass we're crazy bona fide

Bona fide on the Bible, bona fide on arrival
Them lights are on, but, baby
they ain't bright (They ain't bright)
So hit me where it hurts 'cause
honey, I've answered to worse
I was born a little wrong
but that's alright (That's alright)
You could bet your ass I'm crazy bona fide
You could bet your ass I'm crazy bona fide