Hey, partner, why you so upset?
Forgot your umbrella, you got pretty wet
You don't have to take it out on me
I didn't do anything wrong
I guess God just gave you a fuse that ain't too long

I wish the world was just a beautiful place
A generous smile upon each and every face
Good-hearted people sharing all the riches
But the world's chock-full of dum-dums and little bitches

Hey, mister, why do you care
What I do with myself? Do you think that's fair
If I'm not hurting no one, to tell me how to be?
I should have the right to be free

I wish the world was just a beautiful place
A generous smile upon each and every face
They could help each other navigate life's glitches
But the world's chock-full of dum-dums and little bitches

I wish the world was just a beautiful place
A generous smile upon each and every face
One leg at a time, we all put on our britches
But the world's chock-full of dum-dums and little bitches
Yeah, the world's chock-full of dum-dums and little bitches