A sucker born every minute
Happy birthday, dear me
What a dummy, I fell for it

Oh, goddamn
Bamboozled again

Step right up, my little lamb
Can you guess how tall I am?
I'll take a guess, I'm pretty smart

Oh, goddamn
Bamboozled again

In the beginning
It was nothing wrong
Just one of God's creatures
Beautiful and strong

If tomorrow brings
What I want to hear
I will bet the bank on it

Oh, goddamn
Bamboozled again
Bamboozled again
Bamboozled again