(Okay, one more time)

(Yeah)

(One, two, three, four)

Dave-oh-seven-nine on the couch

He finds a little fire in his heart

Thumbs on glass, he writes what no one asked

And feels a little better, feels a little clever

Dave is the kind of guy

to lose a friend over a board game he doesn't get

Stubs his toe, lets everyone know that he can do a push-up

Then he'll do a push-up

Dave, I feel bad for you

Davе, don't you know it could be better

Davе

Hmm

Underscore-I-Am-Kate-another-underscore

finds a little fire in her heart

Dave from work does push-ups in the dirt

Maybe to impress her, maybe it's his temper

But Kate is the kind of girl

to type a name into a search bar and she can confirm

Dave079 is an asshole online

And, oh, the fire's gone

Didn't last that long

Dave, I feel bad for you

Dave, don't you know it could be better

Dave (Dave, Dave)

Hmm

Hmm, Dave

Hmm, Dave