I'm not the damsel in distress
I'm not your girlfriend
Or the frightened princess
I'm not a little bird
Who needs your help to fly
Nope, I'm the bad guy

All these former villains that you see
Each of them, with shaking knees
Has knelt before me
So I'm not your teammate
Or your partner in crime
What am I, boys?
(He's the bad guy)

Oh, it's magic
To watch a planet
Shrivel up and die
Oh, it's thrilling
To be a villain
I destroy their hopes
And then I watch them cry

'Cause I'm the bad guy

I'm not the bad guy
I'm just a bit surprising
It's not worth losing sleep
It's not worth analyzing
There was a time
Not so long ago at all
I wished just like you
Can you hear my call?

Oh, ain't it fantastic?
I see something
I blast it!
And let me tell you why

I always had a weakness
For bareness and bleakness
I crush all your hopes
And then I watch you cry

See, I find this business rather fun
I don't want your assistance
Or your adulation
I'll vaporize your galaxy
And bid you bye-bye

Why?

Come on, guess

(She is the bad guy)

Well, girl
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha