Synapse to synapse... the possibility's thin.
I'm dressed up for free drinks and family greetings
On your wedding, your wedding, your wedding date.
The figures in plastic on the wedding cake
That I took were so real.
And I kept a distance... the complications
Cloud the postcards and "blips" through fiberoptics,
As the girls with the pigtails were running from
Little boys wearing bowties their parent bought...
"I'll catch you this time!"

Crashing through the parlor doors,
What was your first reaction?
Screaming, drunk, disorderly... I'll tell you mine.
You were the one, but I can't spit it out when the date's been set.
The white routine to be ingested inaccurately.

Synapse to synapse...
The sneaky kids had attached beer cans to the bumper
So they could drive up and down the main drag.
People would turn to see who's making the racket.
It's not the first time.
When they lay down the fish will swim upstream
And I'll contest but they won't listen when the casualty rate's near 100%
And there isn't a pension for second best or for hardly moving...

Crashing through the parlor doors
What was your first reaction?
Screaming, drunk, disorderly... I'll tell you mine.
You were the one but I can't spit it out when the date's been set.
The white routine to be ingested inaccurately.

(You were the one but I can't spit it out when the date's been set
The white routine to be ingested inaccurately)