When I'm back from the road then you're out on it
And I'm tired of this distance
And I believe it's over,
It's over-rated
And this phone tag game is endless
The novelty is wearing
I'm hoping time will pass without any assistance or convincing

Road rules apply
There's so much action,
You're getting busy
So I'll call your cellular phone
To tell you TV night was lonely without you
And so am I... so am I
It seems our day keeps falling on a leap year

So many high points on this last leg
I can't wait to recount them
It seems like nothing's happened until I've shared them with you
The note that you had called says you're half a day away
And you are heading home just in time for me
For me to leave

And road rules apply
There's so much action,
I'm getting busy
So make sure that I'm up to date on TV night,
I hate to miss out
I think I miss you most on Wednesdays and Saturdays
It seems our day keeps falling on a leap year