Everything you say is contradictory
You can't have been in one place and another
at the same time
Of all those lives, which one is the right one?
Each of these lives is the right one
Every path is the right path
"Everything could have been anything else
and it would have just as much meaning"
Tennessee Willians

You can't be dead and still be here
You can't not exist
Is there life after death?
"After death"
How can you be so sure you even exist?
You don't exist
Neither do I
We only live in the imagination
of a nine years old child
We are imagined by nine years old child
faced with an impossible choice